Wednesday, June 6, 2007

What free food does to this already over weight nation!!

I think i hate free food, why is it that when people see free food, they get over excited, and the funny thing it is never free healthy food, never a salad, never some fruit. Always something high in fat and extra extra of every condiment on earth. Today is my ogas birthday, so we are all being treated to some delious grease. Its interesting to see what everyone ordered, of course i ordered a grilled chicken salad and i am drinking some water for lunch, even though i consider myself overweight, by american standards i look great. However, most of my other coworkers, about 18 out of 25 are heavy set, in the 220 pound range, no ankles or neck have ordered frenchfries with their steak and salad infested with a high calorie ranch dressing. The interesting thing is they cant even sit properly, their arms have to be folded around their bellies for comfort. And you need to see the way they are rushing the food. When the order came in, they rushed in the room, eyes big around, all smiles and excited, i hope i dont act this way when i see food. Is so shameful to be that big, and still be so excited to see food, i mean, have they not had enough food to last them till eternity. Anyway...am going to eat my healthy meal for the day, when i get home, i will have my greasy efo and rice...lol

Monday, June 4, 2007

Sometimes I Wonder

You know, sometimes, i just wonder why i have to work. I hate working, but on days i am sitting at home, i look forward to sitting at a desk, i look forward to staring at a computer, picking up calls, avoiding calls, and taking my well deserved lunch break. But today, i wish i did not come to work today, i wish i was in my bed taking a nap, watching a movie, listening to music. but i get off work at 5:00 and i guess i know what i am doing when i do get home tonight, shower and go straight to bed. In the meantime i still have some things i am wondering about, for intance why are naija people in this area so greasy looking, why do naija girls go to parties with no concept of color, can you imagine a black greasy ass girl wearing a yellow shirt, her hair dyed brown and hazel contacts, what a combination. And not only is the hair dyed a nasty soda looking brown, but it is just as greasy as epo pupa. Some of us are forgeting to even shave our legs, which i guess is ok for those of us who wear pants all the time, but girlfriends, why would you wear a sleevless dress with your dark and hairy ass armpits showing, not just the hairs, but the freaking nasty deodorant residue. I am also wondering about us ladies taking off our shoes at parties; feet all crusty, toes unkept damn, if you know you are not comfortable, do not wear the shoes, or if you absolutely have to go bare foot, sit down in a corner, this is not planet of the apes, dancing, sweating like a hipo with no shoes on. Naija girls....its like we are just classless....i have been looking at photos lately...and even though we do have a few ok looking chicks, seems like majority of us are overwieght, makeup infested, dirty looking. The guys are kinda similar, except there are still about 60% decent looking ones left. Its us girls i wonder about, reason is this, i always think girls should always look great, we are girls....guys looking dirty...they are guys....i just wonder sometimes is all.....oh well...who am i? Me...i have my days too....but 80% i look great...the other 10% is prob a bad hair day....

Friday, June 1, 2007

No, Owwy Owwy...i know what you gonna say

Owwy, i know after you read my blog, you gonna say that i am an angry black naija woman, but i just cant stand retarded people that try to blend into our society. I am not angry, am a happy person. I just hate people pretending to be smart, when in reality they are stupid. Love you

Damon J. is a little bitch contd.

FAT ASS BITCH....OK AM DONE

Damon J. is a little Bitch

I cant stand a man that cries like bitch, looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch. what the fuck, dont we have enuff real bitches in the world already. I got to have a grown ass man acting like he needs my toilet brush pulled out his ass. Gosh, what is really going on in this world. where did all the real men go. What happened? Are pussies all we have left to deal with. Whine whine whine like a fucking bitch...mehnnnnn..............fucking retard. OK am done....but for real Damon you are a fucking little bitch ass you know what.....LOL!!! OK, i will stop, dont want you crying again!!!