What free food does to this already over weight nation!!

I think i hate free food, why is it that when people see free food, they get over excited, and the funny thing it is never free healthy food, never a salad, never some fruit. Always something high in fat and extra extra of every condiment on earth. Today is my ogas birthday, so we are all being treated to some delious grease. Its interesting to see what everyone ordered, of course i ordered a grilled chicken salad and i am drinking some water for lunch, even though i consider myself overweight, by american standards i look great. However, most of my other coworkers, about 18 out of 25 are heavy set, in the 220 pound range, no ankles or neck have ordered frenchfries with their steak and salad infested with a high calorie ranch dressing. The interesting thing is they cant even sit properly, their arms have to be folded around their bellies for comfort. And you need to see the way they are rushing the food. When the order came in, they rushed in the room, eyes big around, all smiles and excited, i hope i dont act this way when i see food. Is so shameful to be that big, and still be so excited to see food, i mean, have they not had enough food to last them till eternity. Anyway...am going to eat my healthy meal for the day, when i get home, i will have my greasy efo and rice...lol

Sometimes I Wonder

You know, sometimes, i just wonder why i have to work. I hate working, but on days i am sitting at home, i look forward to sitting at a desk, i look forward to staring at a computer, picking up calls, avoiding calls, and taking my well deserved lunch break. But today, i wish i did not come to work today, i wish i was in my bed taking a nap, watching a movie, listening to music. but i get off work at 5:00 and i guess i know what i am doing when i do get home tonight, shower and go straight to bed. In the meantime i still have some things i am wondering about, for intance why are naija people in this area so greasy looking, why do naija girls go to parties with no concept of color, can you imagine a black greasy ass girl wearing a yellow shirt, her hair dyed brown and hazel contacts, what a combination. And not only is the hair dyed a nasty soda looking brown, but it is just as greasy as epo pupa. Some of us are forgeting to even shave our legs, which i guess is ok for those of us who wear pants all the time, but girlfriends, why would you wear a sleevless dress with your dark and hairy ass armpits showing, not just the hairs, but the freaking nasty deodorant residue. I am also wondering about us ladies taking off our shoes at parties; feet all crusty, toes unkept damn, if you know you are not comfortable, do not wear the shoes, or if you absolutely have to go bare foot, sit down in a corner, this is not planet of the apes, dancing, sweating like a hipo with no shoes on. Naija girls....its like we are just classless....i have been looking at photos lately...and even though we do have a few ok looking chicks, seems like majority of us are overwieght, makeup infested, dirty looking. The guys are kinda similar, except there are still about 60% decent looking ones left. Its us girls i wonder about, reason is this, i always think girls should always look great, we are girls....guys looking dirty...they are guys....i just wonder sometimes is all.....oh well...who am i? Me...i have my days too....but 80% i look great...the other 10% is prob a bad hair day....

No, Owwy Owwy...i know what you gonna say

Owwy, i know after you read my blog, you gonna say that i am an angry black naija woman, but i just cant stand retarded people that try to blend into our society. I am not angry, am a happy person. I just hate people pretending to be smart, when in reality they are stupid. Love you

Damon J. is a little bitch contd.

FAT ASS BITCH....OK AM DONE

Damon J. is a little Bitch

I cant stand a man that cries like bitch, looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch. what the fuck, dont we have enuff real bitches in the world already. I got to have a grown ass man acting like he needs my toilet brush pulled out his ass. Gosh, what is really going on in this world. where did all the real men go. What happened? Are pussies all we have left to deal with. Whine whine whine like a fucking bitch...mehnnnnn..............fucking retard. OK am done....but for real Damon you are a fucking little bitch ass you know what.....LOL!!! OK, i will stop, dont want you crying again!!!

Women are such bitches

why the fuck did this bitch delete all my contacts on my msn, just because i left it on. If it was bothering her so much, she could have just closed it. I hate black women for real, instead of us binding together, always hating on each other, just because she is fat and almost balding, they always have to have issues with us girls that are going places. Ode ....anyway, its a pity...she thought she had done something serious....but i have my contacts back on.....i wonder what i can do to make her regret ever pulling that kind of shit....black ass bitch!!

mine oh Men!!!

when i needed him, and wanted him he was not there, when i craved his touch, his kiss, his warm embrace, he was cold and mean. Now its freaking 3 years later, it has taken me a lot of hard work to shed 30 pounds, to look this great, i have made new friends, got a new man and dumped him, and now this fool wants me back. Who has time for that on this planet. I certainly don't. I mean i was willing to give this fool everything, I was cooking, and cleaning, doing his laundry, watching his stupid shows with him, attending stupid functions with him, heck i even let him fuck me in the ass and then he told me i was fat. Hiss, the mofo kinda changed me, coz all those things i did for him, i would never lift my arm to do for anyone else. o ma se o.....I have to go to work, am already late as it is. Mehn...you men are a trip.

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What am I really looking for

So i woke up early this morning, couldn't sleep to tell the truth, i was kinda up all night, tossing and turning in my bed. I watched fresh prince reruns. I went to church today, i went to Jesus house Baltimore. You know that church makes me comitt sin, anytime i drive up there, i just wacth people, and i am not really paying attention to what the pastor is saying, the truth is i cant stand that man, and i cant stand the way those rubber heads follow him like he is the One true God. What the hell, anyway, i stayed for about 30 minutes and left. Hiss, waste of a good sunday morning. I have no idea what i was looking for there. Same way the other one is DC was saying he was not happy because he did not get the Bentley he wanted for his birthday, but the church gave him a new Benz already paid for. Why does a pastor need a Bentley, I think i need to trade in my Jetta, for a job as a pastor of Renewed Christian church of Nigeria. Form my own church and have rubber heads pay my bills, and buy me Bentleys. Fuckin retards....and all of you reading this....i dont need prayers, i pray for me...so does my brother, sister, parents and grandmother, all i need is judgemental people to stop judging me and cleaning up their lifes first....hiss, i need a nap!!

I need to get out

I am so bored, i am bored out of my mind. I am up already, and its Saturday, i already know how my day is gonna play out. I will be right on this damn laptop chatting with strangers in ukraine and Turkey, Cali and New York for the next 12 hours, then am going to go out running, 3miles maybe 5 today. Come home and eat some greasy ass efo, make a few calls, drink some wine, reject some calls from my loud ass annoying naija friends, my friends boyfriend might show up wanting to get his dick sucked, but this time am gonna say no...he smells kinda funky...and he talks too much. I wonder if she smells funky too? By 9pm today, the only productive thing i would have done was eat breakfast, lunch and diner, and maybe lost a calorie by cuming, and if i make it to the makeshift track field, i would have run at least three miles. I need to get out more.....who has this kinda schedule on saturday!!!

Fuck it!!

Alright, so here it is, I am finaly starting a blog. I have been wanting to write a book, with all the great ideas i have in my head, i cant seem to get past chapter 2. I mean, with all the shit that i have gone through in the last 5 years, you would think writing a fuckn book would be easy. I have writers block. But maybe bloging will be an exiting way to express myself. Its friday night and i am home again, i would rather be out partying, but here i am, alone in my huge space. The truth is, i wish i had someone to cuddle with tonight. I called this yeye guy, but he turned me off so badly...the way he speaks, yuck. I guess its me and jeana tonite. I am addicted to watching jeana and her friends. No wonder i am broke. At $14.99 per subscription. The truth is if i dont find a man soon to take care of my sexual needs, i will always be broke. I am strictly addicted to porn. Infact, i have to end my blog right now, I am going to watch my jeana, and play with my clit. when i am done, i can assure myself i wont be up till noon tomorrow, i need to get a good nights rest. Fuck it...here goes another $14.99